There are two Americas.

i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall

Welcome to the Swede Family, Paige Ellis (GK - Baldwin City, KS)

Paige Ellis Nabs 2nd Team All-Conference Honors goneosho.com/news/2021/6/18… Neosho Womens Soccer

imagine swimming for almost a mile and having to rap the entire time remarkable

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

Not the end of the season you worked for, but very proud of how you competed this year Paige Ellis! From HS midfielder to starting every game in goal for your college team in ~4 years shows your dedication. Excited to see how you and Bethany College WSOC come back next season!

LETS GO

Euphoria has nothing on them

U.S. women soccer players reached a landmark agreement with the sport’s American governing body to end a six-year legal battle over equal pay, a deal in which they are promised $24 million plus bonuses that match those of the men. apne.ws/QxA2QiN

i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they lick my head

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

Taylor Swift is confirmed to have started re-recording ‘reputation (Taylor’s Version).’

Congratulations to Paige Ellis! Playing in goal for Shaw University, Paige (c/o 2019) allowed 0 goals at the USCAA Finals tournament and her team finished as NATIONAL CHAMPS! Paige also made the all-tournament team! Way to go, Paigey! We're so happy for you!!

Wonderful write-up about Paige Ellis and the National Title she earned this year at Shaw. 🐻🏆

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"I'd like to be my old self again but I'm still trying to find it"