Farrrkkkk!! I'll sue youse all. Vote @cporter 1!

Australia has not rejected this accusation. Not ScoMo has. The state of political reporting in this country is beyond a joke. #thisisnotjournalism

#Breaking #Newspoll Daryl Maguire seen as 'more trustworthy' and 'would make a better PM' than Not ScoMo by a clear majority of voters.
#ICAC #Macron #auspol

There is a new definition of schadenfreude: it’s watching that self-saucing fuckwit Tim Smith MP write off his Jaguar and his political “career” in five brisk minutes.

It's fucking unbelievable. I thought Wan King was a city in China until I heard Waleed Aly and Scott Stephens on the minefield.
#Waleed

Was Phil Gaetjen's enquiry stopped because it might implicate member of the Government, including yourself, in a cover up?

Unless the paper has been reviewed and approved by Professor @Leighsales it isn't worth reading.
#auspol
#COVIDnsw

I’ve got an exclusive on #Jane Norman's steamy relationship with @cporterwa on 10 News First! The Western Australian Power couple that are taking Canberra by storm, only in The The Australian. Don't miss a groan.

Look at all these morons in church worshipping Me. What a bunch of morons.

Our Kiwi cousins showing us how best to live with #COVID ; Safe Sux and the virus.
#COVID Aus

I'm sorry. I thought Leigh Sales was being paid top dollar for being a journalist not a Covid commentator. Why isn't she being sanctioned when others like Joe O'Brien were, for far more benign tweets? 730 report is unwatchable for me now. Thanks.

So have I got this right? One of the ABC’s most high profile journalists - Leigh Sales - is being applauded by Vic Libs and IPA for advocating a let it rip approach, threatening the lives and long term health of millions of children, a method the PM is out promoting with a smirk?

1/ #abc730 with Laura Tingle made 7.30 unmissable. Leigh Sales has now returned. Her recent tweets suggest to me she is unable to separate what I guess are her personal views & frustrations with the mad world of #COVID19Aus from the requirement, as a journalist...

I’ve got an exclusive tonight on 10 News First
and in the The Australian The relationship between the Commonwealth and NSW Govt is on the rocks! Not ScoMo releases modelling that suggest @Gladysb is fucked and will be replaced next week. Also, shagging Daryl was ill-advised.

I’m old enough to remember when the global narrative was that polio would never be eradicated from third world countries.
Rotary International didn’t accept that some would suffer whilst most of us would be okay.
The Polio plus campaign has eradicated polio
DONT GIVE UP

Premier, in retrospect, was signing off on a $5.5 million grant to some bloke you were shagging a decision taken with full cabinet approval and approval of the treasurer? Was the decision to break off the affair because Darryl was a dud root?
#QANDA #Gladysfail

Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea of the Greens to vote with the LNP to block Labor’s ETS. We all make mistakes but taking pot shots at Labor now looks like, how should I say it, political opportunism. Who did you sit beside in the vote: Barnaby Joyce? Craig Kelly? Tony Abbott?

He's taking a dump. He's so full of shit it could take a while. #Scottythebullshitter

You can criticise @Gladysb for making a complete clusterfuck of #COVID but no one can ever say she doesn't get a bang for her—or in this instance, our—buck. This is 'Gold standard' sex.
#GladysTheShredder
#Gladysclusterfuk

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PeeVOhhh!!! “The best treasurer in Australia”, Dominic Perrottet, was vehemently opposed to the lockdown extension on 7th July, and argued it was time to change the thinking on COVID-19 and to learn to live with infections in the community.