@GreyWind_Stark "Stannis" and "good taste" within the same sentence? Seven save me.

@GreyWind_Stark #ExcuseYou I do *not* smell like a female. Merely like a civilized man. And who would this "Dad Boss" be anyway?

@GreyWind_Stark Oh, him. I see. #ThatGreasyHair #Ugh And my enemies are generally dead before they can smell me coming. I have a large army.

@GreyWind_Stark #Erm I'm supposed to be the commander, you see. I can do that just as well from the rear.

@GreyWind_Stark Some things are just better done from the rear. You know, finer things in life and all that.

@GreyWind_Stark Remind your... "boss" that it's never too late for him to bend the knee. #OrBothKnees #InMyTent #IfHeSoPrefers

@Lady_Catelyn It's too bad you don't have Mace Tyrell founding your every move, lady Stark. *grin*

@GreyWind_Stark #ExcuseYou #ImClearlyWayHotter He ought to. I do not intend on reigning over five kingdoms instead of seven.

@GreyWind_Stark Who says a king can't argue with a wolf? I'm the king, I decide. *shrugs* #Also #MyBottomIsNicer

@Lady_Catelyn #LorasDoesAllTheMathsForMe #IActuallySleptThroughMaesterCressensLessons :c

@Lady_Catelyn #TheyAre #WhenISitOnTheIronThroneIWillOutlawMaths >:c

#ThingsNobodyWouldSay "Gods, King Renly's hair looks hideous today." #IHaveTheBestHairdresserInWesteros #AndMyNaturalBeautyOfCourse

@A_Man_Is Loras doesn't -just- love me for my admittedly gorgeous face, though. #IHaveManyHiddenQualities Dead Whore Goddess AimBot

@greywind_stark I suddenly feel very interested. I wonder why. Robb Stark

@greywind_stark I'll be there. Bring some good stuff though. No more naked Hodor photos. :c Robb Stark

@greywind_stark Women. Can't trust them. Robb Stark

@greywind_stark #DoWant Do you think you could... er, procure them, my little wolf friend? Robb Stark

@greywind_stark This pleases me. Tell them I can procure pictures of naked Stannis Baratheon , if they're into old men. #Ew Robb Stark

@greywind_stark I'm sure my brother will be thrilled to know that. Stannis Baratheon Robb Stark

@greywind_stark Oh, little wolf. Your denial is adorable.