People really be hating this robot. #LostinSpace

Christmas is a sham

The only thing he tweeted this day. On Christmas.

If a wine needs a commercial, you don’t buy it. If a billionaire president needs campaign donations from the same poor people he hates to stay president, you don’t buy it.

Cheers is cavalier af about misogyny and bigotry. 80s were wild man

As son as Gilmore saw Lewis down, he’s all good all of a sudden #titanup #dirtypatriots

I have friends 3-7 hours away who will drive to me to spend a few hours together. And I have “friends” who live 5 minutes away that won’t reply to texts. What is this world

Ever since I bought a king sized bed I been single ain’t that some shit

I’d go for a year

Americans overwhelmingly hate you and we don’t do anything about it, so maybe you’re in the clear, dipshit

You are the dumbest person on the face of the planet

Racism, ad hominem, and scarecrow

How many friends do we have to bail out before America is great again? Donald J. Trump

Licking your fingers after hand sanitizing then all day sucks

Those single episodes that won’t let you skip the intro can eat my ass

I don’t think Windows understands the meaning of “100% complete”

My arms don’t grow six inches when I’m scared like on tv and I’m pissed

These Super Bowl commercials just proving even celebrities are taking side gigs

I decided that I wanted to earn some money and develop #skillsforlife, so I started working with Vector Marketing!

If you think making commercials louder than the shit I’m watching doesn’t make me mute them, you are very wrong