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Ayushi☄️ (@iyoushetwt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I saw a girl coding today. -Tab 1 ChatGPT. -Tab 2 Gemini. -Tab 3 Claude. -Tab 4 Grok. -Tab 5 DeepSeek. She asked every Al the same exact question. Patiently waited, then pasted each response into 5 different Python files. Hit run on all five. Pick the best one. Like a psychopath.

IT Memes (@it_unhinged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone just submitted a ticket asking why their laptop is running slow. I remote in. They have 3 Chrome windows open with 60+ tabs total. I close all but 5 tabs. Computer runs fine now. I write in the ticket: "Resolved - Optimized system memory allocation and cleared

Alawiyah Yussof 🏴 (@alawiyahyussof) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A piece from a WA group. This is a true story that occurred in Johor Bahru Session Court before the late Judge Mazlan Aliman which is still regaled. A Chinese litigant was in Court and asked for a Chinese interpreter:- Litigant: Saya minta translater Cina

LO NA GO (@otaku_d_sa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Demonizing Islam in such a way is unbelievable. Who bombed Japan with two nuclear weapons, killing more than 100,000 innocent civilians in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and even in 1945 got over 200K deaths due radiation ☢️? And the irony is that Muslim countries, especially Saudi

Old Salty Marine (@bamasaltymarine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A Korean and a Jew.. Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor? Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean. Jew: Pffftt, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference? Korean: Well, wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic? Jew:

@levelsio (@levelsio) 's Twitter Profile Photo

how to build a bootstrapped startup without funding: 1. pick a problem you personally have. if you don't use your own product daily, quit now 2. skip the pitch deck. open your code editor. ship something ugly in a weekend 3. charge money from day 1. free users give you nothing

Dkay (@dkayofficial_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

FYI: Iran did not strike Saudi. It was Israel who struck the oil refinery, attempting to pin it on Iran Mossad agents have been arrested by both Saudi and Qatar, caught in the act of planting bombs to wreak havoc.

Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity (@cyber_razz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A both funny and educational meme. Let me explain: In the first panel, Joey is excited because the hotel’s “free Wi-Fi” is extremely fast. Anyone who has stayed in hotels knows their Wi-Fi is usually slow, overloaded, and frustrating. So when a connection suddenly feels blazing