Goddammit— anyone got tweezers? Fuckin’ spli’ner in my hand...

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( Waving his wounded hand lamely. ) Don’t leave me hangin’ here, darlin’. The metal one’s good for a whole lot, but not somethin’ so delicate.

Why not? It’s livin’ inside’a ya for free ain’t it? Beat the fuck outta it ‘til it answers.

If I’m Rudolph an’ them other reindeer (my COWORKERS) are treatin’ me like shit I ain’t waitin’ for Santa to step in I’m movin’ my ass to REINDEER RESOURCES an’ filin’ a memo usin’ words like “harassment” an’ “HOSTILE work environment” an’ THEY can deal with ’em or I SUE!!!!!!

Told D .Va my age an’ that girl said damn FAR too quickly.

|| got too high friend said "on cassidy?" and i said "who's cassidy?" and brother the call went dead silent

|| I'm starting to understand why people like Emre his voice is crazy his ult kinda dog tho I hope he can take off the insane eye on his chest or he develops a voyeurism kink FAST