NORE needs to interview Netanyahu

My teenager is asking me to heat her up some pizza after I spent ALL DAY at my job watching a 4 year old Asian kid fry a whole-ass egg while making a meal. I'm fuxking PISSED

Bullock's Oriole in my backyard

The nictitating membrane of the Gray Hawk seems to match his gun metal beak.
Such a rare beauty here 🌵🩶

📷 Nikon D500
🔭 Nikon 200-500mm 5.6
📍 Isabella Lee Natural Preserve

#birding #tucson #arizona

Look I don't condone violence but this dude slept him, caught him before he hit the ground, then dunk him. A1 fade.

Breakfast

.Joe Biden listen, you old bitch. All you have to do to win this election is debate Trump on TV. Bait him into insulting your age, then say 'At least I dont have to wear a diaper' and you'll fucking win. That's all.

Im not even joking. Call him a 'dumb-ass bitch' then walk off and you will take all his votes. I swear to god.

.Joe Biden listen, you old bitch. All you have to do to win this election is debate Trump on TV. Bait him into insulting your age, then say 'At least I dont have to wear a diaper' and you'll fucking win. That's all.

I really don't have time to talk to anyone unless you wanna talk about how great and cool I am then I got all day

The positive affirmations/self-help audio book stays ON during sex

Thought this was a cop. Just a Frenchie.

Wearing a hoodie like a grounded teenager

Im ready to raw dog the eclipse

Seen a rosey-faced lovebird in Phoenix

Titty fucking is the most romantic of all sexual acts because that's when you're the closest to her heart.

Crested Caracara sighting

Pull up on me and drop some dick off, brother