Tonight I’m pretty excited and honored to be a part of the summer concert series songwriter swap with Walt Wilkins, John Arthur Martinez, and Kurt Baumer in Johnson Park. Free show! 7 PM to 9 PM. Family friendly. Marble Falls. Y’all come on out! Bring blankets chairs & coolers

Pretty excited to have my own featured drink this Friday at Buck's Backyard thanks to Iron Wolf Ranch Distillery! #paulinespistol

Quotes that were not intended to be dirty from tonight but…. “ 10 inches is not enough.” “Let’s go sky diving naked”

📷49th Annual Hug-In📷 TICKETS ON SALE NOW at bit.ly/hug-in-2024 Friday Feb. 9th: “Give Me More Kisses” Dance Weldon Henson + Darrell Goldman Band @ 8pm Saturday Entertainment: “Valentine Ball” Gary P. Nunn + Pauline Reese @ 8pm #LuckenbachLove #LuckenbachTexas

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Does anyone else notice how weird the people are in the deli section at the grocery store? They never want to acknowledge that you’re there.

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Prayers for my dear friend Johnny Rodriguez & his family, who went into hospice yesterday. 💔johnnyrodriguez

When I asked a millennial if she had seen the movie Jeremiah Johnson she said “isn’t he a football player”? I’m dying lmao! Can anyone relate to my laughter?

Tweet if you know why this is funny. The peaveys would’ve been better than the other ones 🤣

Is it weird that I feel bad when I don’t finish answering my ChatGPT? I have to tell myself it’s not a human.🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

Sooo my ex & his girlfriend sent home a kitten with my kids without asking. Can anyone else relate to this Idiocracy? 🙊🙈🙉

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In the Whataburger line, my daughter ordered a half-and-half, sweet tea. Everyone in Texas knows that’s half sweet half unsweet. He gave us all unsweet but two pieces of ice so I sent it back. I asked him to add half sweet tea. He added half unsweet tea. My brain hurts.🤣🤣

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