A Titanic start to Sunak’s election campaign I thought.

You have deprived millions of a moment of sheer joy watching your defeat.

Gone Gove.

At least Cameron doesn’t face reelection.

My job as Sunak’s Umbrella Valet didn’t last long. I thought he said ‘down the street’.

Leaked document revealed.

Ah. I see

Leaked document revealed.

The Conservative Party can’t be all bad 😂😂😂😉

Animal lovers: Bunter is clearly the candidate for you.

Dog owners: Sunak admits to being a dog hater.

Another rigged TV appearance.

Citizen Paul Templeman (Betamax Male) 🇪🇺 #FBPE 'Someone has stolen my wallet and Amex black card. O wait, it's ok, I'd left them on a private plane that took me from Downing Street to the Palace.'

Vote Count Binface and I will legislate for raw sewage to never again pollute Britain's waterways, and for it to be poured safely instead into the gaps in Paula Vennells' defence.

What did I tell you?
#SaferWithSunak 😂😂

Will the Tory campaign slogan be #SaferWithSunak ?