If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now we need a subscription to listen to music.

“He probably likes it when we call him a fascist or authoritarian, because it expresses fear of him - and he aches to be feared. It acknowledges his power. This motivates him & makes him stronger. Ridicule makes him weaker. Ridicule makes him small. Ridicule makes him desperate.”

First a beached whale beheaded with a chainsaw, then a roadkill bear cub left in Central Park, now part of Donald Trump’s campaign. Clearly, RFK Jr just likes screwing around with dead things.

THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!

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This band is called Mac Sabbath and it's a fever dream.

This is exactly what every Mafia crime family said.

There is only one grave I could ever even think about doing a thumbs-up at. Some day.

It’s like Open Mic Night at the Assisted Living Facility.

HE SAID 107 PERCENT HE IS 107 PERCENT AN IGNORAMUS.

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What a lineup, #Tucson!!

Completely gutted to hear of Eric Gilliland’s passing. What a kind, funny, gentle man we’ve lost - and way way too damned soon. My heart goes out to his loved ones and family. He will be so missed.

“So what was the point of any of it??”

I am now currently training a monkey to bring this to the Broadway stage as a one act.

A lot of the people who helped care daily and with great compassion for my dying mother - and for whom health insurance didn’t pay a penny - were Haitian immigrants.