Kudos to the girls drinking outside The Globe on Park Road last night who moved their table under a bus stop shelter when it started raining....

Thought of a new idea for a tribute act to Ashley Banjo where I dance Ashley's most memorable dance routines whilst dressed as a banjo. The name of the act will be ACTUALLY BANJO.

Got a feeling tomorrow's going to be a long day.

Dickhead

Due to tunnel closure and collosal road delays I've been forced to cancel tonight's quiz The Tavern on the Hill

This might be City's worst defeat in the whole of their 10 year history.

Can you hear us Boris? Jamie Webster creates the first classic Glastonbury Left Field moment of this year #Glastonbury2022

Wet Leg's acceptance speech: "Fuck the Tories" !! 👏👏👏👏 #BRITs #Brits2023

Get out of my way or I might Shrove

Sam Cooke has got his A LEVEL RESULTS

I'll tell you one thing. There's going to be fireworks tonight.

"Come & get your black bin bags, on offer till' september." Plastic black bin bags for a plastic club. & plastic fans. With the fucking Beatles playing in the background because Oasis are fucking shite. This is fucking agony. Way beyond cringe😬😬🤣🤣🖕🖕

Today's going to be a long day.

Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬

It's Pop Quizness as usual TONIGHT The Lexington. Kick off 8pm! #pubquiz #popquiz #londonquiz #londonpubquiz #londonevents The Lexington

Uh oh! Sam Cooke’s got his A-level results…

Please share with anyone you know in #stokenewington. Please repost! Brand new MUSIC QUIZ starts 17/9. £2 per person to play // Max 6 people per team [email protected] to reserve a team table. #musicquiz #londonquiz #pubquiz #londonquiz #N16

TONIGHT! There's a new MUSIC QUIZ in town. #stokenewington PASS IT ON 😀❤️

TONIGHT. STOKE NEWINGTON. Award winning quizmaster Paul Guided Missile brings his legendary MUSIC QUIZ to The Three Crowns, Stoke Newington. 2 quid cash per person to enter. Win £60 bar tab, plus booze and CRISPS! Pass it on!

There'll be fireworks tonight, I just know it