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Paul Flanagan

@paulfla30372368

First thing I do in the morning when I get up is smile.Get it over with.

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calendar_today24-12-2019 13:56:00

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Sorry McDonalds, I love your double cheeseburger, but there is no way that one waterless urinal can save 100,000 litres a year. That's like 4 articulated tanker loads of water. Sure if you were rinsing a urinal with 100,000 litres of water per year, the place would be flooded.

Sorry McDonalds, I love your double cheeseburger,  but there is no way that one waterless urinal can save 100,000 litres a year. That's like 4 articulated tanker 
loads of water. Sure if you were rinsing a urinal with 100,000 litres of water per year, the place would be flooded.
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Glad to be 6ft 7ins. If someone sneezes, it's likely to hit me on the belly button. Or worst case, on the upper chest area.....🤣🤣

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Now, I've never tried this. But I'd imagine that pulling toilet tissue out of these fecking dispensers would be like pulling tissue out of a hens arse.

Now, I've never tried this. But I'd imagine that pulling toilet tissue out of these fecking dispensers would be like pulling tissue out of a hens arse.
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One can often lose ones tools in the oddest of places. I've been looking for my scissors. Last time I remember using it was putting sheeting under stones. So I moved a few stones est voila!!

One can often lose ones tools in the oddest of places. I've been looking for my scissors. Last time I remember using it was putting sheeting under stones. So I moved a few stones est voila!!