This has gotten out of hand. Embrace it. Buy me a Batman Bed, please. #discostudoesntadvertise

That's not how you spell float. Get your shit together, the word flotation.

Sweet jesus. You did a countdown. Get the fuck on with it #EUROVISION

Get well soon, Dunkin' #EUROVISION

French Lady who's hurt me before and Italian Perry Farrell can fluff off and have a toxic relationship together. Swiss Jean Ralphio was my winner #EUROVISION

Bring back Lordi. THAT was real metal!!!!

My favourite #Eurovision memory of all time is the one where the UK got no points at all 10 minutes ago.

Who's shaming Matt LeBlanc? Saying he's like an Irish Da who doesn't want a dog in the house, but then a dog mysteriously arrives in the house, and then he ends up loving that dog, is one of the highest paid compliments an Irish person can give.

Don’t talk to me before my morning coffee!

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Thank you for my birthday wishes. I had a nice day. x

Wwwwwwaaaaarrm-mah

There’s nothing like wiping the rain of my sunglasses to make miss Scotland

So in 2014, in Amsterdam, I wis robbed. Pretty much everything. Including this bass, my brother painted, da front is Ranginui, and da reverse is Papatūānuku. I've never thought to try this afor, but Twitter, please, do your thing? I really hope it's not at da bottom o a canal.

Just popping to the M&M Store. Does anyone want anything?

Thanks to Brexit, now I can buy a pound of no oranges.

Today!

FFS! It made me cry again. And I knew it was coming #Strictly2021