My big ass forehead self just trying to live. God forbid I think too much

To who ever is going around painting tunnels onto brick walls, I made you a little something

I built 100 wells in Africa to provide clean drinking water for up to 500,000 people! This is one of my favorite videos I’ve ever made 🥰 (all ad rev will go towards getting people in need water)

I took a sleeping pill last night and woke to this diabolical draft THIS AINT ME YALL

"Look between S and-

This is one of my favorite bits of screenwriting advice. After hearing this, a lot of the negative feedback that I got on earlier drafts started to make sense.

Retention based editing is the most soul draining shit ever. You can come up with the most emotionally impact full scene but have to butcher it to compensate for the 13 year Old with an iPad with memory akin to having Alzheimer's

WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FUCKING BAGPIPES IN MY APARTMENT BLOCK??! HOW THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST?!!

I want to give the camera operator a fat sloppy kiss

Taking my girl out tonight! #editor

This man is the ubisoft of directors

My likes are private now. I'm liking so much porn and you guys can't see any of it

Stumbled my way onto a filler episode

I'd be way better off if I could pretend to tolerate rich people, with their "deli sandwich bread" and their "wife"... Bitch can't roll me a blunt

How my jacket pocket looks at a door handle when I'm in the worst mood possible

What if trump got shot in the belt buckle and his pants fell down and he was thick as fuck and his shit was jiggling with hella recoil… just a thought

*Biden touching Trump’s ear* who did this to you? Trump: Joe forget it Biden: Donald *Trump tearing up* forget it Joe Biden: Donald! They passionately kiss. Joe’s tongue pushes itself deep into Donald’s mouth. Donald lets out a moan