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The Ladder | AVAILABLE NOW Moments Elsewhere | 7.21

This next song is called “Jizzy Gillespie”

THIS SATURDAY at @AmityvilleMH! @PatternsOfDecay w/ Dire Descent, Face Behind The Betrayal, Bending Over Backwards & Social Cyanide! Doors open 5PM! $12 ADV // $15 DOS Tickets on-sale NOW: shorturl.at/stIKQ

Biggest fan🤘🏻 Patterns of Decay Rony Tomano

#legalizehentai

As Above So Below is the best Tomb Raider movie

TDEP 18x ETID 10x BTBAM 8x Moon Tooth 7x Norma Jean 6x Mastodon 6x Underoath 6x Limp Bizkit 5x Slipknot 5x Killswitch Engage 5x

Charles Entertainment Cheese

Dr. Evil’s voice is just a Lorne Michaels impression

The Stanley Parable is a great video game about how video games are a waste of time

“May your first day in hell Last a thousand years. Let it start today.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6EuL7…

Album rules

All 3 final Dillinger shows Dillinger @ AMH Dillinger @ Vitus ETID @ Vitus Ozzfest ‘04 (Slipknot headlining the second stage) RATM @ MSG

Brb might go rewatch the Cell saga

You ever find parsley in your teeth that your friends hadn't told you about? Now imagine your teeth are a uterus, and the parsley is a half-Chinese baby

She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Here's what kills me. My wife Lucy has the stone, she has the unmitigated gall to turn to me and tell me that she is a sexual astronaut

NEW YORK - If you’re not at our show next week at The Kingsland with Dishonest Escape, Patterns of Decay, More of Myself to Kill, and mkDELTA we will break up. Your move.