Up early and ready for the match! St George’s flag flying proudly over the west wing #WorldCupFinal

Nice eyebrow raise from the fourth official

Great to be back on the pitch. When asked by my American friends I’ve always said my favourite season is ‘Fall’ 👀

About my hair. I lost a backgammon bet #lufc

I may be wrong, but I’m sure I’m not, but Leeds United’s last home draw in The Association was 1997?

The open mouth of Archie Gray after my goal today is also the howl on the face of Edvard Munch’s 1893 composition ‘The Scream.’

Absolutely exhausted. Spent the whole coach journey home programming Clair De Lune as a ringtone on an old 6210.

Quiet pre-match morning. Watching Gone With The Wind whilst practising my sailing knots #lufc

I’ve always been handy with my hands. Only this morning I ordered the mahogany for my William and Kate wood block carving. Going to collect the shavings and put them in the dove loft.

❌ J̶u̶s̶t̶ a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ g̶a̶m̶e̶ ✅ 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻

I’ve always loved the Hokey Cokey. Right knee in, might get a goal? #lufc

Can I just shock you? I like Cardiff, despite what I said earlier #lufc

Woke in a panicked sweat this morning as I dreamt it was I that told Ian Wright that Mr Pigden was dead. Foolish

I simply cannot accept that a grown man is called ‘Junior’ and that is why I call my defensive colleague, Junior, John. John Firpo #lufc

🥺 The moment Stu told the team...

Stuart Dallas is a fantastic man #lufc

Truely stupendous to have won Goal of the Season. Hoping this streak continues with my marrows in this years village contest #lufc

Side before Elf #lufc

People in Norwich think Ancestry.com is a dating site #lufc

Oxford (a) up next #lufc In honour of this it’s an Inspector Morse marathon today. 10 episodes, back to back. Will retrieve the Margaux from the cellar later on