Why does this team have to stress me out so much? #GoPackGo

Tottenham Hotspur FCC (Fucking Comedy Club)

Having to spend the night sleeping in the car because my landlord won't answer the emergency number cos something has tripped the fire alarms in the building. Fun fun!

Tis the season to be spooky 🎃💀

Had an absolute stinker of a day ☹️

Got to see 𝕮𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖌𝖆𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙈 last night. Did not disappoint. #ChugLife

The FA charging Arsenal for the players surrounding Michael Oliver for making a mistake in a game, which they agree was a mistake is just stupid. They should be investigating why he is paid £20k by an owner of a premier league to officiate a charity game. Surely that's unethical?

City are nothing without Micheal Oliver!

Deepest condolences to PGMOL this evening, that must’ve been a tough watch

Any of my friends at Epic Games Store able to help me pick up some "cool dad" points for my son's birthday? Thanks in advance! Flak 👀😂

How many of my followers are going to Rebellion in August?

You're welcome, Atleti fans ✌️ #northlondonforever #YaGunnersYa

Just hit Chapter 41 of mark hoppus Fahrenheit-182. Memories of the show in Cardiff....you could feel the tension in the crowd, it was weird...you could tell shit had gone down off stage, and it was big. This book is outstanding though.

FUCK!

I told my boss that three companies were after me and that I needed a raise! He asked me which three companies. I said, "Gas, Electric, and Water!"

Any of my pals at 2k able to hook me up with 2 spare Borderlands 4 codes (one PS5 one Xbox X|S) please? 🫶🫶🫶K W 👀👀 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Absolute comedy 😂 #COYG #NLD

Cheers, Sunderland AFC

After a horrible few years and "surviving" the most abusive relationship (I hate the term surviving)....do I go back writing about video games again. That's the question?

Got pulled over earlier for doing 30 in a 30. 😒