Patent prosecution, IPRs, trademarks, litigation support, fractional in-house counsel. In Kansas City but helping clients all over the world.

Dear CrowdStrike legal team: it’s not your fault, but it is your problem.

Now nothing stands in her way

Why is Laura Kelly (Democrat Governor of Kansas) not being floated as a VP candidate?

Look at my latest patent meme I just posted

The IPR panel listening to me argue that this patent is totally valid

Apparently this is a serious question and not a big law joke

Me and Matt are starting this. Pay us money to nominate someone.

In other embodiments…

New complaint template

I need a referral for a question on state sales tax on amazon/kickstarter/etc

Just because something is “patented” doesn’t mean it’s effective or safe or endorsed by the government . It just means it’s probably slightly different from other things.

Patent lawyers [famously slightly better at math], “we are taking a linear differential equations risk.”

The NFL season is starting. So far we have 40% Patrick Mahomes warmup throws, 40% Taylor Swift, 20% commercials

The amount of innovation in an average patent

Bonito Boats, as explained by my students:

So it will only go up 36.5%?