1 - it is the main issue
2 - there clearly was a cover up
3 - is the institutional memory in the padded cell you can an office so thick that even you have forgotten Roger fucking Ailes?

Daily Telegraph Editor: Wait, shouldn't this say 'Hamas Nadal'?

'We cross now to Gerard Henderson for his...explosion'

Albo's got nothing on the 'desperation' of journalists to report polls as news.

Wait, are millionaire miners like...not nice?

Has anyone spoken to Bubble O'Bill lately? Just haven't heard from him in a while and I'm worried...

Hi The Oz, love the diversity of opinion, but 'quotation marks' are called that cause there's two of them. Just wanted to spare you an email from Gerard Henderson...

Until Dutton schedules a 9 hour round trip at his own expense to Bob Brown's birthday, I think the mining lobby might be a touch more powerful

'Pro-business newspaper makes awkward discovery that businesses are arseholes'

Whereas The Oz keeps the noble craft of journalism alive with thousands of words about Safe Schools, Yassmin Abdel-Magied, and special investigations into anything 'woke'

Pollster: So would you like a nuclear power plant next to-

Voter: No

Pollster: ...okay...guess we just sit here for the next 59 minutes till the session's over

I feel so stupid. I had no idea one of the symptoms of cancer was your partner becomes a homophobe...

'Where were you in the reading wars?'

'I was reading Janet Albrechtsen...'

'...I'm so sorry'