Patrick Kelley (@patkelle) 's Twitter Profile
Patrick Kelley

@patkelle

Here for the lols. I eat systems for breakfast. Always learning. Always growing.

ID: 240455610

linkhttp://www.megabitsapp.com calendar_today19-01-2011 23:55:26

397 Tweet

81 Followers

133 Following

Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) (@existentialcoms) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Get a job doing what you love and you'll have to work twice as hard for half as much money, because your boss will exploit your passion for profit, and drive you little by little to hate what you once loved.

Patrick Kelley (@patkelle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That flight was fulla babies. No joke, musta been like 30 babies. More babies than people. Babies on a plane feat. Sam L. Jackson.

Patrick Kelley (@patkelle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It is 11pm on a Thursday. Why for all that is holy is there bumper to bumper traffic? Is there some sort of plague that I am unaware of?

Brandon Bird (@brandon_bird) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Shia LaBeouf as every Doctor Who. The perfect gift for someone you don't like very much. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/sh…

Shia LaBeouf as every Doctor Who. The perfect gift for someone you don't like very much. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/sh…
FGC Bob Ross (@fgc_bob_ross) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Never dismiss yourself as a player. Doing so is dismissing those you have beaten. You're better than you think you are. We both know that.