Was celebrating my 31st birthday 🤡

God save the King!

Eurovision in chart form:

Why is the Canucks game blacked out in Calgary? First Xmas in Canada since 2019 and I got to speak to my family? What is this bullshit? Thanks for nothing Trudeau 😵‍💫🙃

Like a fucking idiot I said “merry new year” to the pizza guy

Just please, America, you’ve many things to sort out. But nothing more urgently than bathroom cubicle door gaps. First that, then everything else.

#NHLAllStarVote Pettersson #NHLAllStarVote Miller #NHLAllStarVote Boeser #NHLAllStarVote Demko RT and let's get all 4 of the boys to the All Star game

Did not have “get my picture in LadBible” on my bucket list, but here we are 🤷‍♂️

Finland. NO RULES

Bet: it’s announced the first migrant lands in Rwanda on July 2nd

.Sainsbury's I think I may have accidentally stolen a box of freezies. I was using the self scan gun and got one. I got home and realised was two boxes stuck together. Can I pay you back like £2 next time I’m in? Was an honest mistake🤷‍♂️

⚽️ 💦 🏠

HOLY SHIT I just heard the craziest thing but have confirmed it’s true: it’s coming home

BREAKING NEWS: It’s coming home!

FFS that sucks I need to pay for my own flight to Rwanda now

Repeat

FYI I meant World Cup 2026