Bardbarian? I'll allow it.

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Pretty sure I saw those dudes opening for this band.

Always sad when heaven needs another angel.

Kuo-Toa is spelled thusly. And I'm totally not being a grammar nazi because I feel personally targeted by this meme.

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Yo, The damndest bastard you ever met #BuyingBhakashal. Ever seen this one? New one for me. This artist is legit.

Can't decide if I want to caption this one...

The griddle of steel

...or...

He is Conan. Cimmerian. He will not fry. So I fry for him.

Work smarter, not harder.

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Main character syndrome. Embarrassing.

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Page 2: Pretend you aren't just making shit up.
Page 3: Index

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My friend told me Uncle Jesse from Full House looks just like Ben Shapiro, and now I can't unsee it.

I don't know, that one isn't on my list. I feel like... a cauldron of mimics.

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There’s no pleasing some people.

I let the players roll all kinds of stuff. Spell scroll blew up in your face? You roll the damage. Contracted a disease? You roll the d100. Caught a random encounter? You roll the 2d12. Then say, “Whatever happens, I want it to be YOUR fault.”

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I didn't even know you could play a bard. I started flipping through the PHB, saw barbarian, and never got any further.

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They'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk through golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls

We still think about you, dark elf.

That's how I got my idea for a TTRPG with wheels. From a commercial for a TTRPG with wheels.

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But the I already told you the ceiling is only ten feet high and... okay, my bad. Eight dee six, let's go.

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Effing bait and switch. *spit*

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Talk dirty to me.

Not only do I get to pretend it's actually me in Faerûn, I start at level 1 with a feat. Humans > everything else

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