In keeping with her own ideology, I feel that the portrait of Margaret Thatcher should be sold off to the highest bidder.

Oh no, how are people who can afford £53,000 a year per child possibly going to find a bit more?

I haven’t got rid of the Margaret Thatcher portrait! I just sent it away for cleaning, to get rid of all the stains from when it used to be on the ceiling over Boris Johnson’s bed.

If the portrait was capable of feeling, it would have died of shame when you were in office, you hypocritical sack of shit.

Good news! We are going to fill the £22bn black hole in the economy by buying up loads of Oasis tickets and re-selling them at ten times the price.

Who better to comment on demeaning the office of MP than Nadine Dorries, who served her constituents by eating kangaroo bollocks in the jungle.

Oasis have confirmed that they don't want fans to be ripped off by ticket touts, as they would prefer to do it themselves. #Ticketmaster #Oasis

You tried this bullshit in 2016. It was bollocks then and it's bollocks now. What fucking planet do Brexiters live on?

As far as I can tell, Angela Raynor's mistake was to dance and party while on holiday rather than during lockdown.

I can thoroughly recommend spending a few minutes now and then to mute tedious fuckwits. After a while you don't have to waste any time on their drivel while they carry on shouting into the void. Sad that this is necessary now, but worth the effort.

These 21 reactions to the proposed smoking ban will light up your world. thepoke.com/2024/08/30/21-…

Woman who wrote "Set fire to all the f****** hotels full of the b******* for all I care" pleads guilty and is likely to receive a 'substantial custodial sentence'. Although her Tory councillor husband says "She's a good person", so who knows.

Just as well you weren't in government over the last 14 years, because just moaning about rough sleeping while doing fuck all to help would have lead to it increasing by 120%.

Strange how the Tories suddenly seem to give a shit about pensioners now that they are no longer in a position to help them. #pmqs

Poor Priti Patel. Imaging coming last when your competition is Kemi Badenoch, Robert Jenrick, James Cleverly, Tom Tugendhat and Mel Stride.

Morning all. I'm a bit sick of how refugees are routinely dehumanised in public discourse. So I've decided to run 240 miles in 9 days, from where I live in West Wales to a gig in London, to make some noise and raise money for Refugee Action. More here: gofundme.com/f/henry-morris…

There is no place for hereditary peers in a modern Parliament. Today's House of Lords should be made up of party donors, arse lickers, political cronies and young blonde women with mysterious connections to Boris Johnson.