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Parody Rishi Sunak

@Parody_PM

Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️

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GB News must be terrified, now that Ofcom are considering thinking about maybe looking at the option of perhaps to some degree, in light of the circumstances, possibly musing on the notion of a bit of a sanction. Or not, obvs.

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I'm surprised Ofcom have a problem with my People's Forum on GB News. It was no different to any other party political broadcast.

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GB News must be terrified, now that Ofcom are considering thinking about maybe looking at the option of perhaps to some degree, in light of the circumstances, possibly musing on the notion of a bit of a sanction. Or not, obvs.

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There is only one good reason to vote Conservative and that's because you enjoy watching a bunch of grifting, corrupt, callous fuckwits run the country into the ground.

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Our Rwanda plan is working. At least it is working for Graham King, who gets £3.5m of taxpayers' money every day to house asylum seekers while we deliberately keep them in limbo.

Our Rwanda plan is working. At least it is working for Graham King, who gets £3.5m of taxpayers' money every day to house asylum seekers while we deliberately keep them in limbo.
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Thanks to Brexit, we can now have pavement cafes and dining. The French will be so jealous that they can't do this.

Thanks to Brexit, we can now have pavement cafes and dining. The French will be so jealous that they can't do this.
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I love my job. Not just the fun of being able to make poor people poorer, but the satisfaction that comes from using my position to enrich my family by £120m a year.

I love my job. Not just the fun of being able to make poor people poorer, but the satisfaction that comes from using my position to enrich my family by £120m a year.
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To compete with Keir Starmer, I have updated my pledges to better reflect our true aims:
-Fuck the economy
-Fuck the poor
-Fuck the NHS
-Fuck asylum seekers
-Fuck the country
-fuck your future

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Please consider adding your name to support this feedback from doctors, who are concerned about the increased use of Physician Associates. Have a read and do sign if you oppose the de-skilling of the NHS.

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Summary of my speech today:
“We have a bold plan which involves everyone somehow forgetting the last 14 years and believing my latest lies and bullshit”

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I believe that the next few years will be some of the most dangerous we have ever seen, thanks to the rise of authoritarian regimes. But enough about my government…

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