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Parody Rishi Sunak

@Parody_PM

Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️

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The situation is closer than many people are saying and result of the next general election is not a foregone conclusion.
In other news, black is white and Nigel Farage isn't a twat.

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Just checking - a hung parliament is the one where the party in power get completely wiped out and another party get a massive majority, right?

Just checking - a hung parliament is the one where the party in power get completely wiped out and another party get a massive majority, right?
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The situation is closer than many people are saying and result of the next general election is not a foregone conclusion.
In other news, black is white and Nigel Farage isn't a twat.

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Just checking - a hung parliament is the one where the party in power get completely wiped out and another party get a massive majority, right?

Just checking - a hung parliament is the one where the party in power get completely wiped out and another party get a massive majority, right?
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What the Tories need most after a humiliating election defeat is Suella Braverman spouting bollocks about our policies needing to be even more insane, obnoxious and cruel.

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Brave Laura Kuenssberg has decided to proceed with her show, despite still being deeply upset and traumatised by her party's election results.

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Just when you thought you couldn't be any happier about the result of the elections, Laurence Fox and Dan Wootton both say they are going to leave London.

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The most worrying thing about Susan Hall losing the London Mayor election is the idea that being a massive racist and making up loads of lies might not actually win votes.

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Poor Ben Bradley has just discovered that voters in the East Midlands don't want a Mayor who thinks unemployed people should be given vasectomies and hungry kids shouldn't get free school meal vouchers as they will be spent in crack dens and brothels.

Poor Ben Bradley has just discovered that voters in the East Midlands don't want a Mayor who thinks unemployed people should be given vasectomies and hungry kids shouldn't get free school meal vouchers as they will be spent in crack dens and brothels.
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Congratulations to my friend Ben Houchen in Tees Valley! It is encouraging to see that some voters still have faith in good old fashioned Conservative values like corruption, entitlement and greed.

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It’s soul destroying reading through all the distraught messages I’m getting from heartbroken party activists. To be fair, most of them are from Laura Kuenssberg.

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The Green Party are making significant gains in local councils and Reform have so far won no seats at all. So naturally we should expect to see Lee Anderson and Richard Tice being featured all over the media.

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On course to lose 500 seats in possibly the worst election results for 40 years. If that doesn't silence those calling for a change of leader, nothing will.

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