Parkker Barron (@parkkerbarron) 's Twitter Profile
Parkker Barron

@parkkerbarron

Girl Dad. Gamer. My wife is way out of my league. #GBO #BravesFan

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calendar_today03-09-2016 03:54:49

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Count your days Walmart . Your “purchase limits” are no limits at all. Degenerates like this person here just buy everything anyways through self checkout.

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Got in my Tesla this morning and yet again the radio decided it didn’t want to switch stations. Sigh… that’s the only thing I miss about my old car. The radio always worked.

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FOR ALL MANKIND coming back in March. PROJECT HAIL MARY coming out in March. Actual astronauts flying to the moon in March. We're eating good in March, fellow space nerds.

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The government is really telling us it’s okay to be a pedophile if you’re powerful enough. That’s not the world I want my kids growing up in. No arrests. No accountability. It’s disgusting.

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My mom always told me. “What’s done in the dark will be brought out into the light.” She forgot to mention that there will be no repercussions for the evil shit done in the dark.

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Brad Arnold was a regular the restaurant I worked at. I talked with him numerous times. I introduced my wife to him at a random encounter at the gym. Brad was incredibly nice every time I spoke to him. Rest in peace big man. You will be missed. 💔

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Both administrations knew about the baby eaters. BOTH KNEW KIDS WERE BEING EATEN. And yall worried about bad bunny. About ICE. About Elon going to the moon. Smfh

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If I say friendly. And you say friendly. Don’t fuvking shoot me. I stg I’d rather just watch peanut play arc raiders than actually play arc raiders.

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Words cannot describe how excited i am for this. Project Hail Mary if done right could go down as the greatest space movie ever.

Words cannot describe how excited i am for this. Project Hail Mary if done right could go down as the greatest space movie ever.