Apple. For the last time. Save the word goop. I’m tired of it auto correcting to hoop.

Count your days Walmart . Your “purchase limits” are no limits at all. Degenerates like this person here just buy everything anyways through self checkout.

Nah who the fuck is Frank Crum

Aaron Rupar Why are they running simulations to see how close they can get to starving people?

If this was you. I’d like to kick your mf ass.

Got in my Tesla this morning and yet again the radio decided it didn’t want to switch stations. Sigh… that’s the only thing I miss about my old car. The radio always worked.

My crypto portfolio has aids.

FOR ALL MANKIND coming back in March. PROJECT HAIL MARY coming out in March. Actual astronauts flying to the moon in March. We're eating good in March, fellow space nerds.

Not a single Duskbloods mention. I really hate Nintendo

The government is really telling us it’s okay to be a pedophile if you’re powerful enough. That’s not the world I want my kids growing up in. No arrests. No accountability. It’s disgusting.

Everytime I eat. It makes me sleepy. New plan. Starve myself

My mom always told me. “What’s done in the dark will be brought out into the light.” She forgot to mention that there will be no repercussions for the evil shit done in the dark.

Brad Arnold was a regular the restaurant I worked at. I talked with him numerous times. I introduced my wife to him at a random encounter at the gym. Brad was incredibly nice every time I spoke to him. Rest in peace big man. You will be missed. 💔

RIP Brad Arnold

Peanut is more entertaining than this Super Bowl.

Both administrations knew about the baby eaters. BOTH KNEW KIDS WERE BEING EATEN. And yall worried about bad bunny. About ICE. About Elon going to the moon. Smfh

Release the names. We got the files. They’re worse than we could have ever imagined. Now release the NAMES

If I say friendly. And you say friendly. Don’t fuvking shoot me. I stg I’d rather just watch peanut play arc raiders than actually play arc raiders.

Words cannot describe how excited i am for this. Project Hail Mary if done right could go down as the greatest space movie ever.

If Embark bans Peanut they will effectively kill their game