Someone ‘liked’ this from 4 years ago and I’d forgotten I’d said it but it still stands 😂😂

Why is it that men as they age are seen as getting so much hotter but women are seen as becoming less attractive?

If you never ever have any idea what the latest writer twitter drama is about and only see the ‘ugh more drama’ tweets with no context come and sit over by me, I have coffee and cheesy snacks and no idea either

Just be an arsehole to one of my girlfriends. Then you’re guaranteed a cameo somewhere.

Aussies of a certain age- who remembers this magazine? I loved it so much. It absolutely shaped my love of science and sci fi

I am so sick of book promo spammy arseholes following me. More real writers please! I always follow writers (who aren’t trump supporters) back

🔥Ever wanted to star in your own naughty story?🔥 Good news, I take requests. Tell me what turns you on, and I’ll put it in writing. Just for you 💋 See my pinned tweet for details

The idea that God is testing us makes me worry that she hasn’t got anything better to do with her time

I’m starting the week with blue glitter eyeshadow. Let’s go 👏

Fuck (and I want you to understand I’m saying this with my whole chest) Nazis

The amount of fucking idiots in the replies thinking they’re really doing something by saying that 4 year olds don’t write like this 🙄🙄 Why are people so dumb? I’m asking seriously.

You can rest assured I’ll be showing my class the new Walking with Dinosaurs.

The book I’m writing is about leaving a marriage and finding yourself in middle age. I’m putting way too much of myself into it so I will be asking questions here for different perspectives. It’s not random questions just for engagement I promise!

When did you know that your marriage was over?

I have that Starbucks cup so I think I should try this…

How many times do you say 'god you're an idiot,' to yourself a day?

Eva 🍸☀️🛁 ✈️🍹 You have a Starbucks cup ! I don’t know what to say 😳😥

Spent 15 minutes talking to a colleague about how much my body loves the tropics and how I'm constantly pining for Cairns, and then decided on the spur of the moment to organise a sunrise winter solstice swim in water temp of ten degrees 🤣

Have just got edits back from my publisher and there's not a single 'haha,' or 'love this,' in the whole thing and my needy wants assurance heart just isnt coping 🤣

What’s the biggest red flag for you in a relationship?