Omo, see format. I just dey pray say this format never reach Naija yahoo boys hand oo!😂

This man is a genius.

Men are the true lovers; they love a woman for who she is, not for what she has… can’t say same for my gender

I’m not gonna lie man. If I was a kid, & my friend used his entire body to shield me from bullets, I’d swear my unfettered loyalty to him for the rest of my days. My house would serve house. My sons would be the best men at his sons’ weddings.

pov: your project supervisor saw you signing out

Silence, disrupted only by birds chirping

“Buying food for someone you like is bare minimum” Cooking for someone you like is “slavery”

This is actually funny 😂

This is good! Enforce it. Criminalize it. Do this all across Europe too. If they can't integrate, send them back. Women should not be wearing masks in trains and buses. Let's know who is who. If they don't like it, let them go to Pakistan or Afghanistan.

Again, I'll never understand these people. You leave your countries, come into another man's land - then wage protests in that man's land to ban his choices, to accommodate your own beliefs when you should be integrating? Why did you come in the first place?

Yoooo!!!! I'm on it!!!!

Woman: Pharm my baby has some reactions on his back like rashes. Me: Does it itch? Woman: Yes it does. Me: Ok, did you come with him? I want to see it. Woman: No, he’s at work right now. Me: Sorry, how old is your baby? Woman: Oh he’s an adult, I’m talking about my man Me:

This guy is better than Lampard & Gerrard

#BiL

🤖🇳🇴 45 goals in 43 starts for Norway. Five G/A tonight, four goals and one assist. Erling Haaland. 🌪️

🤖🇳🇴 Five goals, two assists tonight for Erling Haaland… and 48 goals in 45 caps. Insane numbers. 🚀

Erling Haaland scores FIVE as Norway put ELEVEN past Moldova 😳

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This is so beautiful

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