Two weeks from today is my graduation and bitch I’m so ready

I JUST TURNED MY LAST FINAL IN!!!!

Victoria is foreal the GOAT lately

Chris Meloni has no right to be as hot as he is. Like it’s insane.

I just went all the way down my twitter likes and like… this app used to be so fun and my life was so interesting

Hot wings are the reason I’ll never be skinny and I don’t care.

WHY ARE ENTRY LEVEL JOBS ASKING FOR 3-5 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I wonder if Kelly wields covering artists songs over them like a threat like send me $500,000 by Wednesday or I’m dogwalking you on your own hit

How justin bieber better be sleeping tonight

Yeah! OMG /dj got us falling in love U got it bad Somebody to love (JB comes out) Peaches remix (Usher leaves) One time Never say never As long as you love me Beauty and a beat Confident/All that matters Love yourself Sorry Let me love you DESPACITO Ghost STAY

HOW MANY JOB APPLICATIONS IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR ME TO GET A MEW JOB???

Allergies: 1 Alex: 0

Sad that it’s taken me 27 years to discover I Prevail . Time to make up for it by replaying their albums for hours 🤷🏻‍♂️

I leave for Mexico Saturday and I somehow managed to pull a muscle in my side 🙃 wonderful.

Oh… bitch it’s on

Barbie Dangerous

Tea

In honor of going to see P!nk this Saturday in STL, I will be listening to nothing but her until then 🫡

Seeing P!nk tonight. Preparing myself to cry bc I know I will. I can’t wait 🥹🥹

Enough of these C lister TikTokers and influencers. Bring back real celebrities, we used to have it so good #VMAs