Seattle Mariners fans! We installed the Richter Rizzs seismic station at T-Mobile Park yesterday. You can track the energy in the ballpark live at mariners.pnsn.org! Let's rock T-Mobile Park! #SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment

Great I can’t even afford cars from the 90’s now

Remember to friends going to Twitchcon Buy EmergenC and drink it. It tastes gross but con plague is real Hand sanitizer is your friend Always have a sharpie on hand Deodorant is to be packed, worn, and packed in your day bag to re-apply throughout the day

Best vibes on the planet. #SeizeTheMoment

Good morning to everyone but especially Humpy. #SeizeTheMoment

The Mariners do a Salmon Run at every game and one fish, Humpy, has never won Last night Humpy finally pulled it off in the 15th inning and the Mariners promptly walked it off

They doubted you Humpy. They said you couldn’t focus Humpy. They said you would never win Humpy. You proved the haters wrong Humpy.

Chills. #SeizeTheMoment

The only penis that matters is your happenis.

girlies, what's the opposite of "should I call him?" is it "should I block him?" asking for a friend

The Seattle Mariners and Toronto Blue Jays are the final two standing in the American League. Who takes the pennant? Game 1 of the #ALCS is TONIGHT at 8 pm ET on FOX Sports: MLB.

WAKE UP, MARINERS FANS! STEPH FURRY HAS PREDICTED THAT YOUR SEATTLE MARINERS WILL WIN THE ALCS IN 6!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO 💙💚

why am I like this, why did I do this to myself

CAL FUCKING RALEIGH

CAL. RALEIGH. BIG. DUMPER. WHAT A MOONSHOT. 1-1.

BIG DUMPER

Harry Reid International Airport is refusing to air a Department of Homeland Security video from Secretary Kristi Noem that blames Democrats for the ongoing government shutdown. Airport officials called the video political and inappropriate.

Getting ready!!!!

I'll never fucking understand, maybe I never want to. But what the fuck for the reels ongnc