pitching 20th century fox a hulu series that’s essentially just an arrested development reboot but in the ape society from planet of the apes

morning and night crew overlapping for that half hour at starbucks

the official state of new york using a west coast sample? horrendous.

messi: “white must be very popular in boston”
me: “i mean, yeah, historically”

not matt “You were in a cybertruck, now you’re just cyber-fucked. Heheheheheh.

Ya hear what I said ‘Ton?”

also very funny that kendrick said “nah, I’m 37 years old” and just dropped that shit on youtube

as drake's new manager i want to let y'all know he's in the studio as we speak working on a response to kendrick. we are not taking this lying down

drake realizing he can’t “degrassi reunion” his way outta this one

they all really do hate that canadian, huh?

goodness gracious.

reminder that netenyahu and the israeli government have never given a shit about the hostages except as a pretense, and they no longer feel like they need the pretense

I mean he’s probably been playing through these the whole series, his face is half paralyzed