Please, my heels are bigger than any thing hard your body could produce Eric Northman {smirks}

{giggling} see even my maker notices a good manicure

They even make scented polish now. Cotton Candy, Mango, Raspberry and Passion Fruit. Quite intriguing little invention.

{dead pans} I did not know my maker still breast fed {snickering trying not to giggle fit}

{placing a well manicured hand over my lips in shock, my heart ached for my maker as I see and feel his pain} oh...Eric....

#NewAvi twitpic.com/dk9y07

Hm. Eric Northman may I have a puppy? {batting eyes} twitpic.com/dk9y7k

#NewAvi #PerfectWorkAttire twitpic.com/dkxdez

// stupid app....hopefully that won't happen again. I am so sorry FML

{will probably slap my maker in the face when I get there}

Don't you worry Jess, you may borrow something of mine. Same goes for you Nora, if you need it.

Eric are you sure he was only shot, twice, in the head {blank look}

Oh come on, Ilka dear. He could use the photo after that park fiasco.

{is not giving free rides either so before he makes that joke....}

{hopes by car she means a vehicle and not me}

{giggles} now do not be a tease #FlatteryGetsYouEverywhere RT Jessica Hamby ✵ -Fake|RP| Writer-: Oh Pam... who wouldn't want to hop on you?

{smirking} if this is compliment Pam day, I am all on board

I do wonder what mummy and daddy are up to, consummating the marriage I suppose? Ilka Richards Eric Northman

{giggles} too bad I had yet to find this, would have made the perfect Christmas avi yfrog.com/nufv8mjj

#Want #Need RT @/TopOutfits: Red Bottom Heels 😍🙌👠