Dammmn 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

How about we just stop Ron Johnson instead.

I’m currently at a hospital in Florida waiting to claim Rudy Giuliani’s soul.

Derby winner, Golden Tempo, refuses to visit the White House! He said, "If I wanted to see a horse's ass I would've come in 2nd".

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

Trump: “Iran has no navy, no anti-aircraft, no radar, no leaders, no NOTHING” Then maybe you could enlighten us why the fuck they have control over the Strait you unhinged, dementia ridden fuck.

All the money in the world and Lauren Sanchez Bezos still looks like a plastic Mar-a-Lago ho at the Met Gala.

Just like trump said, the ballroom will cost $100 million and all $200 million of it will be privately funded. Taxpayers won't pay a cent of the $300 million because all $400 million of it will come from donations. Only $1 billion will have to come from the taxpayers.

Donald Trump didn’t win a Nobel Peace Prize. But if he ever wants to see a Nobel Peace Prize, he can visit the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago where it’s on display.

I needed closed captioning to understand what grandpa was rambling on about talking to the children. #DeadlineWH

Republicans are in charge of the Senate. Republicans are in charge of the House. Republicans are in charge of the Presidency. Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court. Republicans are to blame for everything.

Can reporters stop using the word deal? It’s an agreement, a settlement, a treaty, an understanding, an MOU etc. Using the word deal is accepting his simple-minded TV game-show framing and contributes to the bogus drama he is trying to create.

Bernie has done irreparable damage to our country

.Nike — when are you making Air Leos?

So 2 days ago, we had Punchable Face Hassett saying how great it was people are loading up on credit card debt. Yesterday, we had Duffy telling people to take road trips with gas at historically high levels. Now we get Housing Director Pulte (man who made his money selling

Protesters welcome RFK Jr. to Cleveland, Ohio last night

The best argument re: Virginia decision I’ve heard is this:

It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

Where's the lightning bolt? There should be a lightning bolt.