I'm looking forward to hanging out with the Mr. Show cast tonight at 5pm PST! Tickets are only $10 and go to a very good cause. Pandemic/schmandemic -- let's have a good time! houseseats.live/2020/05/03/tic…

What a blast. Fun to reconnect and raise money for a great cause! #MrShow

We had a great time being together again and misunderstanding how to make zoom work!

The gift that keeps on giving. Thanks for the kind words, Heidi Mastrogiovanni and WIRO!

45 told the American public that there is an AIDS vaccine today. There is no vaccine. If you feel fine with that kind of misinformation about public health, by all means go to one of his rallies and breathe deep.

Apologize for this, Tucker Carlson. Go on your show tonight and tell your audience of catheter-wearing racists what a shitbag you are. Be a man for ONCE in your coddled, soft, worthless, fancy-lad life.

Isn't what's happening in Portland (the Federal government kidnapping unarmed citizens) exactly what pro-2nd amendment conservatives were worried about? Why are conservatives siding with governmental overreach and suppression? It doesn't make philosophical sense. #portland

RIP John Lewis. #Blacklivesmatter #Rubio #renamethepettusbridge #VotingRightsAct

Um, the outtakes from that Nike spot are definitely something.

Some evenings, I try on clothes from my closet and walk around my bedroom experimenting with different accessories. The only thing that's remarkable about this is that I never was that person. #Pandemicchangesawoman

It's getting biblical. Fires. Earthquake. Death of a spiritual leader. #RBG

The Lord smote The Dark Lord’s revenant. This is Third Testament shite. #biblical #StephenMiller #StephenMillerHasCovid

Real men kiss their sons. #JoeAndHunterBiden

My son is wise.

I just published Cancelling my Thanksgiving link.medium.com/9adcqdraBbb

My book, EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE, will be on sale at $6.99 from 6/14 to 7/4, at all e-tailors. Download the book Bob Odenkirk called, “wonderfully entertaining storytelling” and Lori Gottlieb said, captures “the complexity of modern life.”

Murphy and I are seeing Pat sing tonight. Join us at 8pm at The Bourbon Room.

Bob Odenkirk is one of the most purely creative people I have ever known. No bad idea is ever wasted. So basically, he just got a shit ton of new material. I am hugely relieved to hear that he is stable. Rest up, my friend. We're expecting big things. #BobOdenkirk #MrShow

Grief makes you dangerous.