I must be completely out of touch with top flight football as I’ve legitimately never heard of him

“Margaret... Margaret... There's a gentleman here that wants to know who's the third-fastest player in world football” “Outside the top f-” “Outside the top five leagues”

🚨🚨🎥 JJ GABRIEL SCORES AT OLD TRAFFORD IN THE FA YOUTH CUP! WHAT A FINISH! #MUFC [@UnitedAnalyst7] 🌟💫 x.com/UtdAnalystVids…

🎵Siiiimmmppllyyy…Havvviinnggg……a🎵

I think I might be ready to have the discussion that Ugarte is worse than Fred…

Want to know how quick time passes, Ozzy died in July and I could’ve sworn it was October time!

I’m tired and couldn’t really care who the next in charge at Old Trafford is, however if they sell/loan/release Dalot & Ugarte immeaditely then I’m firmly behind them having a 9 year contract

And I was calling my dad in from the living room to say “look dad! these graphics looks almost real!”

Odegaard settling Martin Keown’s debate in style today #ARSMUN

Ah so that’s what a 94th minute winner looks like at that end without low lying fog 🤣

Used to enjoy Vets Football, but going down to 8 men on an unplayable pitch in the middle of nowhere is where I question my sanity

💪 Keep the faith! You’ve travelled across the country following us and that win is for you! 💙 COME ON!!! #OCFC

Shrek coming home from his honeymoon wondering whos messed up the swamp

Fucking Christ!

🤣🤣

Perhaps there’s still a few left in the old legs!

Whisper it quietly , but United are playing quite well here

Strong showing from Newcastle in the #ucl

Ugarte on, we know this script