It's all about Viveash for me. Good track record, seems a character, you wouldn't mess with him (and maybe a handy caretaker manager option, if needed).

Starmer would rather have a bunch of genocidal right wing thugs come to Birmingham and trash the city for the sake of placating Israel. Because here, Keir Starmer is conflating Jews with Israelis. Which is a form of antisemitism.

Anti-Germany and anti-Christian bigotry clearly. I think the Italian government and media needs to spend all day on solely this issue.

I WILL NEVER STOP

Tough fixture tonight in a surreal atmosphere, and with Joe Lumley's emergency loan an unwanted quirk of fate which can only exacerbate the nerves. I think we'll win 8-0.

Aiden Morris can probably feel a bit miffed to have lost his place, but that's what happens if you go gallivanting around the world playing for Donald Trump's America.

Fair play, although if I was a Wednesday fan I'd be picketing those miserable scabs who are in the home end on their way out at full time.

Juninho. Everyone forgets that.

Burgzorg possesses kompromat.

Game Tuesday get Saturday out the system.

Am in a pub which is somehow managing to smell of piss despite not actually having a toilet. Must be AI.

Without wanting to sound like Alan Partridge, Gwenno is one veerrrrry seductive lady.

The most annoying thing about Rob Edwards leaving at this stage would be I never got a chance to turn on him.

You're a rotten shit, get your coat.

Anyone taken in by the Edwards schtick (fist pumps, grins, pseudo passion) was hugely gullible and intellectually suspect. Learn from it and don't let it happen again.

Well done Jonathan. See you same place, same time (3pm of an afternoon) this time next month.

Imagine if Edwards doesn't sort a deal with Wolves after this, and is sadly rendered unemployed. That would be quite a shame and a sorry advert for the dangers of solipsism.

Alright "Rob", we get the point. "Because of my links... my official club bedding at home, the fact I was a ballboy there, Steve Bull is my godfather, the large tattoo of a Wolves badge framing my anus... and so on."

Get in. I am convinced most of the players actually detested Edwards as their manager (I certainly would, owing to his heroic levels of cringeworthiness), and that's where this came from.