Dems needed a wartime consigliere and instead they fucking got Fredo.

If he was as bad as you say and still whooped y’alls ass I’d be very worried too.

John — I mean this with as much disrespect as I can possibly muster, but absolutely no one gives even the slightest fuck what your racist ass thinks.

GD it. I bet on the Seahawks and just saw their HC tucks in his t-shirt. I’m cooked.

Green Bay may formally change their name this year to the Green Bay CouldaShouldaWouldas.

Many of you may have missed this, but the little boy who Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to at the Super Bowl was Liam Ramos! Amazing!

Jake Paul announces he’s suffering from CTE. Sad.

Hey FIRST ROUND MOCK — next time you want to report me on this app don’t use your burner you fucking pussy.

Guys I was worried that many of the most powerful and influential people in our country were sex trafficking minors and our AG was covering it up. But then she reminded me the Dow is over 50,000. So I’m good now.

MJ’s PR team checking twitter this morning:

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

There is a 2 month old in a jail cell/concentration camp. A 2 month old. How screwed as a country are we. A 2 month old.

This shit is gonna hit like crack when they replay it in the Super Bowl season recap video. #Bears

My youngest typed a bunch of numbers on my laptop and asked “what’s that spell?” Instinctively I said “nothing, numbers can make words.” Then a feeling of immense shame came over me as I remembered typing 80085 on my calculator as a kid. Anything is possible.

Bradley said it best.

Please mean 2027, please mean 2027, please mean 2027.

Danny Go’s songs fucking slap

Damn. Can’t believe the Packers let QB1 get out of the building.

Laurence gets it