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Closing in on my 17th year of teaching, here are some of my more memorable moments. Teachers/ex-students, feel free to contribute with your own. Schools are weird! A short 🧵...

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When John agreed to read my book, I was terrified. To have someone like him, say something like this, is up there with the birth of my favourite child in terms of proud moments.

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With great sadness, we announce that Marine fan, Joe McDermott, has passed away suddenly. A devastating loss for wife, Jen, and kids Archie & Poppy. Joe was a regular at the MTA and his absence will leave a huge gap in the lives of those who stood with him gofundme.com/f/joe-mcdermott

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14 years ago, I gifted this woman the opportunity of a lifetime. After all this time, she continues to cement her status as a high-value wife. Zero buyers remorse. Congratulations Sarah Willett

I had a day trip to Llandudno with my daughter this week. We spotted this postbox- first time I've seen one like this! #postboxSaturday 📮

I rarely tweet now. This app is a toilet. Follow me on Bluesky & I'll follow back. If it becomes anything like Twitter used to be, I plan to post far more often. bsky.app/profile/pjwill…

Father Christmas seems to be stuck in this postbox! Let's hope he gets out before Tuesday night.... Happy #postboxSaturday and Merry Christmas 📮🎄🎅🏻