Maybe Gensler wasn't so bad after all..

BREAKING: Someone just burnt 500 ETH (~$1,400,000) by sending it to 0x000... and wrote the following message 👇 "The bosses of Kuande Investment: Feng Xin and Xu Yuzhi used brain-computer weapons to persecute all company employees and former employees, and even they themselves

this is the best picture you'll see today

He’s asking to cash out 50% and I don't know what to do.

JUST IN: 🇦🇷 Argentina's President Javier Milei says he didn't promote a crypto scam coin. "I didn't promote it, I shared it."

❤️💛💚💙 ⚠️ JUST IN: Adam22 (Cuckold) coin has rugged already. Nobody is surprised. Soylana is a Jeet Casino, where grifters launch JPEG Coins and rug fast.

hayden printing money straight from javi's butt while coffee lolz 👍

JUST IN: Bybit founder confirms $1.4 billion $ETH hack.

This Influencer might be behind of Kanye West coin Don’t buy it before reading this🚨 Here’s how Barkmeta has been tied to shady projects over the years 🧵 (1/9)

just one more cycle and then i’ll make it

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bank of America to launch USD-pegged crypto stablecoin if lawmakers pass legislation, CEO says. "It's pretty clear there's going to be a stablecoin, which is going to be a fully dollar-backed... it's no different than a bank account."

💥BREAKING: The whale who longed $200M in crypto before Trump’s crypto reserve announcement… Just changed his name to “March 7” The White House crypto summit date! WHAT DOES THIS MAN KNOW???

Calming down bro after he checked his crypto portfolio

$BTC closed the week above the prior candle, leaving behind a likely Swing Low. Stocks should have bottomed, for now, too. No real excuses left now for the bulls, the Cycle count is on their side. (Week 3).

2025 new trader : wtf is going on

Fed President Collins: "The Federal Reserve is Absolutely Ready to Help Stabilize Markets if Needed." They must be watching #ETH dominance🤣

🚨 BIG: MicroStrategy has acquired 6,556 $BTC for $555.8M at ~$84,785 each, bringing its total holdings to 538,200 $BTC worth $36.47B at an average price of $67,766.

NEW PO-PE

JUST IN: #Bitcoin surpassed Amazon to become the 5the largest asset in the world 🚀

THOU SHALL PUMP