Thought of the Day: Apple can you please tell me why my IPhone isn't being powered by apple juice yet? #Powered #IPhone #AppleJuice

Thought of the Day: You can only day dream when it is light outside otherwise it is dark outside and we call that dreaming. #LightSide #DarkSide #DayDream

Thought of the Day: My internal clock is a rebel that refuses to acknowledge the social construct of punctuality. #Rebel #OnTime #Late

Thought of the Day: I sound like a disgruntled walrus when I sing, but in the shower, I'm a Freddie Mercury-Adele hybrid. #Singing #Walrus #Adele

Thought of the Day: The letters d, p, and q are the letter b displayed in different directions to allow for multiple appearances throughout the alphabet. #LetterB #AlphabetOrder #MoreUseLetter

Thought of the Day: Our Earth is a fantastic place to fight for, now pick up your dirty socks....Happy Earth Day #OneWorld #NewEarth #EarthDay

Thought of the Day: I cherish my computer because all my friends live inside it. #FaceBook #Meta #MySpace

Thought of the Day: I want to own a pet bull because they hate clown even more than I do. #Clown #Bull #BullsEye

Thought of the Day: It's wild that more planes have crashed into the sea than ships are soaring through the sky. #SpruceGoose #NoahsArk #TheTitanic

Thought of the Day: Ironically, being lost means you know exactly where you are - in the middle of nowhere but no one can find you #GPS #MIA #Lost

Thought of the Day: Invisibility shields must exist. How else can one explain the disappearance of my entire sheet cake? #SheetCake #Invisibility #Disappear

Thought of the Day: Having a library book over due for over a decade? Consider yourself an archeologicalist, not a debtor. #OverDueLibraryBook #TempleOfDoom #IndianaJones

Thought of the Day: As of now I will no longer share any more rocket jokes. They never really took off anyway. #Rockets #Jokes #CountDown

Thought of the day: Utilize the Fork... The Fork Luke... You're creating a mess while eating... Happy May the 4th day #Fork #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

Thought of the Day: Mimicking automatic doors opening with The Force is a quirky pleasure of mine. #AutomaticDoors #TrueJedi #TheForceAwaken

Thought of the Day: The "Electric Slide" at a wedding reception is normal, but elsewhere it would evoke a cult. #JustDance #IWillTeachYouToElectricSlide #ShutUpAndDanceWithMe

Thought of the Day: We have successfully taught computers to mimic human actions, but we are forced to prove our humanity online by Identifying street signs in images. #AI #Humanity #StreetSigns

Thought of the Day: You know there are plenty of fish in the sea for me. I just struggle with fishing. #Fish #Sea #FishingLicense

Thought of the Day: The large print giveth, but the small print takes it all away. #Granted #Print #TakeAway

Thought Of The Day: What is the fastest magic trick? Depositing your paycheck, followed by the utility bills making it disappear. #Magic #Vanish #Abracadabra