I had the idea today for Vim nerd bumper sticker that says, “My other editor is insert mode.” and, after searching, I’m disappointed in you, The Internet.

Legitimately enjoying getting into snowboarding was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are.

Stone cold classic.

In 1998, bunch of morons came to my high school on Halloween morning, pulled Klan hoods out of their backpacks, put them on, and attacked a group of black kids. Tell me more about this magical time. /s

Is there any bathroom sink station in a US airport where all 3 of the water, soap, and hand dryer work? I say no.

Dogs putting on a pair of cool shades, noting, "Cool is a state of mind," and looking around uneasily before removing them, adding, "This website isn't cool at all."

“Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.” — Margaret Atwood

ESTIMATION GUIDE - get a dev to estimate - increase the number and time unit by one 10 minutes -> 11 hours 3 hours -> 4 days 1 week -> 2 months

“Text STOP to quit” nicely sums up my thoughts on American politics.

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again… I think I’ve been to Sleep No More NYC 15 times, but it’s been years. Going back once more before the McKittrick Hotel shutters its doors.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say henry kissinger died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a big hammer fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

“Love Actually” is a prequel to both “Bad Santa” and “Taken” and I will not be taking questions at this time.

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But if the working class don’t work, the system crashes. That’s where we’re at. We need a Global Strike.