Good morning pussies, It’s 6:32 AM right now and while you’re sleeping, I just set a new record on I 90 for the most successful edging session before the sun comes out. When you get a touch from a hot wife like mine, your cock just starts walking differently. Ily pookie poo.

Hey DJ, turn that Imagine Dragons up my brotha!

I just peed out a full load of cum at a gas station before 7 AM. If you’re not religious, you may want to start asking me some questions. I may not be God, but I have god-tier sperm. Thank you for helping me ascend and unlock my bustmaxxer badge Clavicular - Pete’s Hog

Looks like the Iranian militia has already gotten into America! Fucking 4 sauces? Erika Kirk please fucking help me, I’m pooping all over my room Holiday Inn by IHG. Taco Bell live más huh? More like live HÁMÁS you veteran hating rats! Fucking Christ, worst day ever. #sexclub #Marine

Let the games begin! I woke up this morning a little fussy but that didn’t stop me from being disciplined. Instead of ballsack slaps, I did two sets of 100 tip flicks. It wasn’t for pleasure, but I did think of my hot wife that I get to see you tonight during it. Up we go!

Hey Elon Musk or Greta Thunberg, can we please get these fully autonomous, no driver needed, semi trucks in motion? For fucks sake, I would absolutely love to see all these retards jobless. They fuck kids and smell like shit. I never want to see them drive again.

There is no better upset formula than Purdue Men's Basketball having a mix of confidence and racism from their White players. Especially when you’re going against a team full of Blacks from down south that hate white people. Look what you’ve done Matt Painter, this is a Civil Rights game now

Snuggles with the hot wife before bed and having the self control to not jack off next to her while she sleeps >>>

Me after my hot wife and I have some emotional sex.

Can’t wait to see my buddy Marty’s reaction to a package I sent to him full of my dried cum all over it. He will understand how an alpha moves and operates. He’s lucky I didn’t drop a bloody turd in it. Stay hard.

Mid poop, do I poop and jerk? NO, do I poop and edge? YES. Alpha mentality vs a Beta mentality. While you jack off and bust, I workout my dick and stay disciplined, pussies. Bow the fuck down, jesters.

I just told my next-door neighbor’s kid, who Is about five to do no handlebars and he immediately wiped out….Pussy. Do I care? Absolutely not. It’s Sunday and I just busted all over my carpet.

How is it legal to be homeless? I will never donate money to them, but I do always say God bless if I see one coming off the highway. A God bless from an alpha male like me, may actually save their lives. Bow down to your leader, betas. Long live king Peter Cock!

Woke up at 4 AM today, did 150 push-ups and 250 cock twists. That’s how a warrior starts their day. We have officially hit the golden era of aesthetics in do not let me MEAT MOG you son!

I just hugged my super hot wife before I headed off for battle (going up north for work) and on my way out, I shedded a tear of pre-cum off the tip of my cock. At the end of the day, love between male and female, always win.

Feeling ready to bust! Operation Busted Balls - Is a go, 22:30 Confirmed. Be safe, watch your carpets, fellas.

Driving to work now, rain, snow, slush, YN’s, it doesn’t matter! I will still bust!