OAI and Claude both dropped to 98% uptime during February. Another data point: Github has had more outages in Q1 2026 than the entirety of 2016-2019, according to their status page. Software is objectively getting worse.

Extraction shooter but the gold items are triptans, the purple items are various caffeinated beverages, and the blue items are an unopened cold can pushed firmly into your eyesocket

why the fuck is this jensen huang

This is why ram costs $1000 today

MachinePix "someone need to take this and put the interstellar docking music under it" sound on

>"we used Claude to find an RCE in all vim versions, update now!!!" >download RCE >try to reproduce in most vanilla-ass ubuntu setup >nothing happens >"not in your version" every fucking time

which capcom moment was more exciting, 2004 or 2026

Long, looong before LLMs, you used to be able to go to google and search "who won" and it would give you relevant results. It's ridiculous that nowadays you can't do that anymore. What a waste of effort.

you cannot explain the term "set top box" to a current teenager

Did an intelligence write this? (artificial or not) x.com/ESYudkowsky/st…

This kind of development is really depressing to me. All kinds of weird little colleges in the Northeast are closing. Nobody wants to double major in literature and kombucha-making anymore. Everyone just wants to work for Jane Street or an AI lab.

Joe Weisenthal i would pay through the nose to hire a dual lib arts / stem major - impressionist painting and genetics - victorian music and proof assistants - sociology and robotics - environmental/social justice and statistics this would be the most amazing person to work with

extraction shooters should just skip the nonsense and have you solve integrals to deal damage

When I was a kid I'd read sci fi adventures where they'd use 200-year-old weapons handed down from the ancients alongside cutting edge hypertech superweapons and, like a fool, I'd complain it was unrealistic.

if twitch showed streamers live and without delay how many viewers muted the stream / just alt-f4'd, "streamer brain" would be fixed within one quarter

i've got a cold, but before we get into that, please draw the human limbic system on a whiteboard. no google or other help.

didn't openai recently float "intelligence as a service"? imagine getting your brain shut down and all you have to go on is a google form, because a corpo "has some anti-abuse rules that are over triggering right now". fuuuuuucking hell, not even communism was this bad.

*sees Ford Model T for the first time* cars have been solved guys

please... please