I got Bear.

Guilty.

Excellent!

That makes you cooler than the rest. Well done.

Literally the dumbest thing I've done all week.

Green bear > Green beer

Tom Effing Morello! Tom. Effing. Morello.

Holy shit. Is that today? *Grumble* Coming...

Here we go. Spring hibernation is over. Let's do this. #PIQNIQ

.Friday Pilots Club Do you guys have a tour van or something we can pregame in? I'll bring the fish, you bring the Fireball.

.Brian J. Haddad I appreciate your enthusiasm.

If I'm not drooling on Tim Virgin's thigh by 6pm, am I even at #PIQNIQ?

My interspecies crush Lauren O'Neil woke me up just in time. Morning traffic suuuuuucccckkks.

Just visited the men's room at the Hinsdale Oasis. I'll stick to the woods next time.

Business casual backstage at #PIQNIQ

Anyone have a really large towel I can use?

Tom effing Morello is here.

Wow. Thank you. See you next year.

WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME? Let me rest, FFS.

*Yawn* Why didn't anyone wake me up for PIQNIQ? What's that you say? Pandemic? Bread baking? The kids are always home? Zoom chats? Eff this noise. I'm going back to the woods.