“when I was in kindergarten I used to eat all the white play dough because I thought it was marshmallows." -Barack Obama, Lies Elementary

@WhatTheKD Use SurfEasy at all times k? K bye

@WhatTheKD Here srfez.com/KYPAJCNMN7

@NazeIfunny @xChopiFunny I'm in it ill add you if you want

@NazeIfunny Cheffy is ayush leader?

@deqazacie not clicking that shit

5200 likes 600 rps seems like ifunny wants my picture featured :/ but no pre feat #ifunny

Are you from Japan? Because I am trying to get in Japanties

Girl do you like one direction? Because you're driving me inZayn.

Is your name WiFi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection.

You're like a punch to the diaphragm 😍 you take my breath away

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout ;)

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house tonight.

Man - Hi my panty watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties. Woman - I am wearing panties. Man - Sorry it must be 15 minutes early.

They call me memory foam because you've left an impression on me.

Girl let me tie your shoes because I don't want you falling for anyone else

Feature number four where are you? :/