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Patrick Garrity

@pgroaddog

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Spencer Carbery will be a Hall of Fame coach when his career is all said and done. As a Caps fan, couldn't be happier to see him start his career here. He's already establishing a winning culture. Probably gonna surprise a lot of people and make the playoffs again this year.

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After all the horrors we've endured for killing Harambe, I'm pretty terrified about the Shit Tsunami that's coming for us after killing peanut the squirrel. He had almost 700k followers on Instagram. We're fuckin doomed! #PeanutTheSquirrel

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The only person that got to see the real Mike Tyson was this girl that asked him about his Legacy #TysonVsPaul youtube.com/shorts/JXw-j8L…

The only person that got to see the real Mike Tyson was this girl that asked him about his Legacy

#TysonVsPaul

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I don't have health insurance because I don't wanna give insurance companies the satisfaction of denying my claim. #CEOAssassination

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Changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is dumb. If anything, it should be changed to the Gulf of British Petroleum

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It makes sense that June is both Pride month and Men's mental health awareness month. Because men sharing and talking about their feelings is gay as fuck. #PrideMonth #MensMentalHealth