#GwenythPaltrowTrial

Hahaha! #Hilton #Nashville

With all of Ezra Miller's offscreen antics, you'd think Andy Dick was playing the Flash #Flash #EzraMiller

RMNB

Glad the #Commanders wore all black uniforms to their own funeral. What an embarrassment. #NFL    #Commanders

The neverending tour continues

The neverending tour continues

The neverending tour continues

The neverending tour continues

What a Rollercoaster season. So proud of this team. Playoff bound 👊

Spencer Carbery will be a Hall of Fame coach when his career is all said and done. As a Caps fan, couldn't be happier to see him start his career here. He's already establishing a winning culture. Probably gonna surprise a lot of people and make the playoffs again this year.

After all the horrors we've endured for killing Harambe, I'm pretty terrified about the Shit Tsunami that's coming for us after killing peanut the squirrel. He had almost 700k followers on Instagram. We're fuckin doomed! #PeanutTheSquirrel

God damn, it's like actual Lions vs actual Jaguars #NFLWeek11

The only person that got to see the real Mike Tyson was this girl that asked him about his Legacy #TysonVsPaul youtube.com/shorts/JXw-j8L…

I don't have health insurance because I don't wanna give insurance companies the satisfaction of denying my claim. #CEOAssassination

Changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is dumb. If anything, it should be changed to the Gulf of British Petroleum

It makes sense that June is both Pride month and Men's mental health awareness month. Because men sharing and talking about their feelings is gay as fuck. #PrideMonth #MensMentalHealth

Maybe work on getting people to pay you attention before you ask for more money 🤷‍♂️ #WNBA