imagine you’re an elephant, minding your own business, thinking elephant thoughts. and then the cornucopia truck breaks down right next to you. what a day. what a day to be an elephant

Jackpot looks set to be over £1,400. Thanks for playing. Might be worth an extra punt for the sake of a 5er - you’ve got until 7pm!

If OG Anunoby scores 20+ points tonight & the Knicks win, we will send one person who likes and RTs this $50. Must be following!

If Jalen Brunson scores 25+ points today + the Knicks win, we will send one person who likes and RTs this $40. Must be following to be in the running!

The club are looking for some help for their social media if anyone is interested in putting some graphics and content together, drop us a DM. We are also looking for sponsorship for 2024/25, get in touch if you think you can help, there are varying options available.

Brandon Anderson Arthur Bucco, warm & convivial host You’re right no one knows who I am

All this going against you in a title race is insane.

🚨✂️ #BIG MISS — Wyndham Clark yesterday on LIV golfers/Bryson DeChambeau: “In LIV Golf they only play 54, so I like my chances." Wyndham fired a second round +6 (78) & missed the cut at #themasters 💀 (Via: Golf Digest)

🚨 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬: If Bruno Fernandes or Michael Olise scores 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 tonight, we’ll giveaway a brand new Premier League shirt of your choice. 👕🔥 Simply 𝗥𝗧 and 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 this account to enter. ✅🔁

We are looking for volunteers to take the club forward. If you’re interested in running the first team, helping off the field or playing on it, get in touch by 31st May. We play in the York Premier League and Reserve A and our facilites are excellent, we just need some more help

90' 'You'll never play for England' is chanted at Nick Pope - who has a number of England caps. [2-4] #BRENEW // #NUFC

Today's pre-season line-up 👇🏾 Luke Rees and Nathan Heaton join the bench from the Reserve Team #CMONBORO

76’ Substitution 🔁 ➡️Bancroft, Rees and Heaton ⬅️Whitley, Duckworth and Mulhern Both Luke Rees and Nathan Heaton of the reserves make their first appearances for the first team. [3-0] #safclive

Todays TudorSales&Lettings man of the match is Joe Smith. He lost both of his centre-back partners during the game but remained a rock for ten man Town. #manofthematch #EmiratesFACup

Anyone had private surgery and if successful who did you use?

After our 0-0 draw away to Haxby on Saturday attention turns to our first home game of the season against Tockwith AFC 18:30 kick off tomorrow night down at queens gardens Match day sponsor: Scallywags Barbershop

Race night🐎🐎🐎 Next month we are hosting a race night to raise funds for both the club and support the charity ‘Mind’ If any businesses want to support and donate a race prize please contact Joe or send us a DM Tickets available at magnets from this weekend🧲🧲🧲

Tonight’s final is maybe the most exciting final for a neutral of all time because literally ANY outcome is objectively hilarious in some way, shape or form. I can’t wait.

playlms.co.uk Register and Join Game code LMSAUG25 to play our new last man standing game! Deadline is 7pm on August 15th! All 4 leagues! £5 a go, last jackpot was £1800 due to a rollover, you’ve got to be in it, to win it! All entries and support is appreciated!

playlms.co.uk Gamecode: LMSAUG25 £5 to enter, jackpot already £900, Hoping it’ll reach £1000 at least. Deadline is tonight 7pm. £5 a go, have as many goes as you want!