A message to the people who left Whelan's on Monday night with our friend Moon_Looks_On's vintage Takamine EN 20 guitar, please return it as soon as possible. We have very clear CCTV footage of you throughout the bar, which is going to be handed over to the Gardai.

“All I’m saying is, St Mary’s was never on fire before the pandemic. “Makes you think…”

Just unintentionally mansplained at the gym…on International Women’s day and all…I’ve cancelled myself DW.

Competition 🏆. RT, Like & Tag a friend below, who you’d like to take with you, for a chance to win 2 x free tickets to a gig of your choice on our Greatest Hits Tour later this year! Good luck 🤞🏻🍓

Just seen a driver execute a sensational backwards middle finger at someone one beeping and shouting at them

Just threw some kids football back over into the playground like a fucking hero. Unprompted…I saw their struggle

I’ve decided I might become one of those weird blokes who west shorts in all weather. It’s liberating

Can someone please tell football pundits they don’t need to say “listen” before saying something. We are listening, and it’s driving me mental.

The old one used to be “to be fair”

Clapham Junction, the only railway station where they appear to employ someone especially to berate you over the tannoy if you step over the yellow line

Left my amp at my parents house after playing a gig the other night…my dad tightened all the screws in it (they were almost falling out) and gave it a thorough clean. 😆 what a guy

Just realised what is in the big hold all bags that people carry round the gym like they’re robbing backs…gym equipment! Who’d have think it

So Southampton I typed thank you very much, before noticing predictive text had changed it to thank you mush

Even with his haircut Doku looks like he’s in two minds what to do

The National at Glastonbury…wow. What a band

Enjoyed The Breeders at Glastonbury on the iplayer so much. Thought I’d watch a little bit to kill some time but was completely enchanted by it and loved the whole set

Owen’s top songwriting tips. 1. If you are not able to make up anything resembling music in standard tuning…switch to an open tuning of your choice. And then you have an excuse for nothing resembling music. 2. Enjoy it.

Terrible habit of doing a little whistle when I feel awkward. What the fuck is that about

My Indian girlfriend after I showed her a video of Liam Gallagher…“He looks exactly like you! The hair, the unibrow, he looks like your long lost brother!”

Spent £15 on a now tv day pass to watch saints get beaten 3-0 before half time. Great times.