Some things never change

It's a race to the bottom as Club Camel and Vision compete for the illustrious position of US 2nd laughing stock. Check those mailboxes, you're sure to find poach letters from these degenerate guilds desperate to live up to Easy's legacy.

We here at the Overtime Police Department are proud to announce we will be policing Herod-PVP as soon as it goes live. Any guild caught in Molten Core after their raid hours will find officers ready to detain them on their next visit to Blackrock Mountain.

Change of precinct, the OTPD will be policing Stalagg, not Herod. Good luck Herod.

Congrats to Limit for delving deep into the disgusting belly of the beast and beating the Euros at their own game and winning it for America, we are all in your debt. Europe is finally over.

It's interesting that you don't see anyone in the top 12 hour/week guilds getting caught up in sexual assault/harassment allegations. Really speaks to the character of overtime raiders.

<didnt ask> (Netherwind-US) is currently in hour 14 of Naxxramas "progression" with no end in sight. Overtime raiding sadly isn't limited to retail, talk to your kids about reasonable raid hours before you find them in a 15 year old instance at 2 AM on a Friday.

If you see something, say something! A new tier is here, look for the classic early signs of overtime raiding: -"One more pull" 20 minutes after raid time is over -Pulling 30 minutes early b/c raid "happened" to be there early -Makeup days for future raids you "might" miss

This is the inevitable fate of every overtime raider. Every "one more pull" brings you closer to this. Just say no to extra time, just say no to extra days.

Mythic week is here and the lowlifes are clamoring for meaningless early boss NA kill ranks. If you know a guild doing a "for fun" dayraid in an attempt to brute force bosses with low skill players, report them here.

Watching Imperative start their 4th "last pull" of the night really worries me. If you ask someone if they want to keep pulling and they don't respond, they don't want to keep pulling. Learn consent! If any Imperative raiders want to write a twitlonger we can post it anonymously!

After investigating this Council progression we're fairly sure Imperative has more "one last pull" attempts than most guilds have total attempts.

In other news, xD of Area 52 added 6 hours of weekend overtime in an attempt to kill Darkvein. They'll claim they did it for fun, but we doubt spending 6 hours Friday night failing to kill a boss is very enjoyable.

Reminder that Europe hasn't gotten a single world first kill this decade. RIP Europe, ????-2019

Instant Dollars of Mal'ganis have continued their assault upon common decency and reasonable raid hours by adding a Saturday overtime raid to their Friday overtime raid last night. New year, same degenerates.

Despite multiple raiders stating they don't want to raid due to the new POE league, Incarnate of Tich is adding an extra night. Even with a player missing, 6+ poor souls are being held hostage, forced to progress with a suboptimal comp while the replacement learns the fight.

It's a busy night on Tichondrius. Essence is entering hour NINE of their overtime raid. Spirits are at an all time low, and in discord the cursed words have been spoken - "We're going till we kill it." We're monitoring the situation, but chances are the guild dies before the boss

Even in todays criminal culture of normalized dayraiding and 7 day schedules, some degeneracy stands out. <Ghost Gaming> of Tich has decided they will raid until Zskarn dies, hoping to sneak in a cheese kill before the fix tomorrow. You guys know you're just gonna reprog, right?

It's midnight at the internet cafe. One man is hunched alone in the darkness. A robotic female voice echoes from his headphones. "Taunt. Taunt." You have no idea what a "weak aura" is, but you hope he finishes working on it soon so you can close up and go home to your family.

Sunday Morning. A time for relaxation, family, and the Lord. How does Raiding Rainbows decide to spend this beautiful Sunday morning? Wiping to Mythic Sark for 6 hours in the hopes of getting an undeserved HOF title. Sickening behavior. I hope to see you all in confession.