s/o to Pollo Rico for making my Bolivian mom proud 😂

I started dating a Latina

Dawg 😂

i'm giving out 2 Free tickets to my headlining show this Thursday at Room 808 in DC. If you never been to my show and need a laugh RT and i'll DM you the tickets 🎟

Ali Wong brought me on stage last night at the comedy store. Today im hosting a bolivian gathering in my backyard. Life's wild rn

i met a white guy from "southern maryland"

I met the laziest latino in the audience

Los Angeles! I'm back at the comedy store 7/19 with these hitters: @NotMikeTurner + Cameron Esposito + Jesus Trejo + Kiry Shabazz. See y'all there ✌🏽✌🏽

im at a point in my career where ppl just hand me free drugs 😂

Are Latinas toxic??

when the religious homies sit in the front row 😂

I met a white guy named Miguel 😂

i just sold out my first headlining show in NYC a week early 🙌🏽🙌🏽

My first headlining show in NYC was 🔥

I'm giving out 2 Free tickets to my DC show on Friday. If you never been to my show and need a laugh this week, RT me and i'll DM you the ticket info ✌🏽

*getting ready to head to the airport* Dad: You need cash? Me: for what? Dad: Taxi Me: Dad, it's uber now, everything is with credit card Dad: *hands me $100* Me: *realizing this is his way of saying I love you*

getting engaged at 21 and sitting in the front row isn't a good choice 😂

i'm giving out 2 Free tickets to my show in DC this week at Room 808. If you wanna pull up RT this and i'll DM you ✌🏽

“Empty chairs around you…. In a sold out show. It’s a sold out show, by the way…” hahahaha

S/O to Philadelphia where cops and drug dealers can watch a comedy show in peace 🤣